__________by Gumbo-Yaya
You looking for a plumber
cause yo shyt is all backed up
don’t waste yo money on no liquid plum
call a craftsstud like me
to snake out yo hole and
make you cum
You looking for a plumber
cause yo rusty old pipes is busted
they can’t hold yo water no mo
don’t worry I got a pipe dat’s guaranteed
to make your water flow
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don’t get upset cause all them others
charge such a high fee
calm down and call me
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for free
You looking for a plumber
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don’t panic I’ll be there in 10 minutes
an hour from now you’ll know
I’m certifiable and undeniable
Stop looking for a plumber
call me 1-800-555-pipe
I'll hop in my truck
come over and give you a good fuck
and wash all your troubles down the drain
