SCREW VALENTINE’S DAY!<\/p>\n
Still ain’t found that love of your life?
\nOr maybe they turned out to be a big fat loser, who liquidated the contents of your bank account, stole your dog,
\nand wrecked your car!<\/p>\n
Come tell us all about it. <\/p>\n
And for all those still in love.
\nFound someone to drink your bath water.
\nReading this email from Paris
\nwhere your honey took you for the THIRD time
\n– no expense spared! <\/p>\n
Come on out and have a giggle
\nor a play by play
\nof what it looks like when it goes terribly wrong
\nand that credit card that paid for Paris
\nis actually in your name! <\/p>\n
12 Poets
\n2 Rounds
\n$150.00 Grand Prize!
\n$50.00 Runner-up<\/p>\n
Hosted by:
\nMichelle Sewell
\nJScales<\/p>\n
Contact Michelle if you are interested in slamming
\nmichelleinbold@aol.com
\nno love poems!<\/p>\n
Mothertongue Annual Anti-Valentine’s Day Slam
\nWednesday, February 13, 2008
\nBlack Cat
\n1811 14th Street, NW
\nWashington, DC
\nDoors open at 8:30pm<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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