Nubby G

Reviewed by D. Alexandria

Sometimes there’s no worst feeling than realizing there’s no chemistry between you and a toy. It’s a unique feeling, that can’t really be described, but you know it when you feel it, and when it happens, it’s truly a sad moment. Unfortunately I had this discovery when I tried the Nubby G from Babeland. As someone who’s had little interaction with my G-spot, this vibrator appealed to me for two reasons; 1) hitting the G-spot, of course, and 2) the nubby ring at the base that’s designed to stimulate the clit, adding to the enjoyment.

My response? Oh hell yeah. So, when it finally arrived, I was more than ready to test it out and see just what kind of trouble I could get myself into.

First, the toy itself is pretty comfortable. The skin is made of jelly rubber, so it’s nice to touch and the weight of it felt good as well. But alas, that’s where it started to go downhill for me. I was initially disappointed with the intensity of the vibration since even at its highest setting, I felt it could stand to be stronger, especially since it’s encased in rubber. Applying it directly to the clit did feel nice, although depending on that alone to bring me to climax was clearly not going to work.

Now, as a proud BBW, I have no shame in admitting that I have what is called a “thick pussy”. And unfortunately this is where the Nubby G and I clashed the most. The toy is designed with a hook so the tip can hit your G-spot. My lips would not allow the toy to go in as far as it needed to be, and as an added disappointment the nubby ring itself wasn’t wide to reach my clit directly, just missing it by mere millimeters.

So alas, this experience is a lesson that we all must learn eventually. Not all toys can be used by all people. I’m sure the Nubby G could be a wonderful toy for someone with a different body, but for my big girls, I must say, use caution before buying this toy, especially if you’re like me, and got that extra thickness where it counts.

D. Alexandria (d-alexandria.com), a Jamaican descendant, unapologetically wallows in perversion while residing in the Boston area. Published in the Best Lesbian Erotica series, Ultimate Lesbian Erotica 2006, and under the pseudonym Glitter in GBF Magazine and Kuma2.net, she is currently penning her first collection of black lesbian erotica.
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