Eroscillator
Reviewed by D. AlexandriaTo say that I love the Eroscillator is an understatement. To say that I wish it were alive and I could spend the rest of my life wooing it doesn’t even come close. All I know is that I have finally found the last clitoral vibrator I will ever need, and I’m running away with it and never looking back.
There are three things that could possibly discourage folks from getting the Eroscillator: the name itself makes you think of gym equipment, it looks like it won’t be the most comfortable thing to experience, and, of course, the price (around $140). These reasons kept me from purchasing it despite the curiosity I held for a number of years. It was suggested to me – more than once – that I should try an electric vibrator, mainly due to the fact that I can easily go through a half-dozen vibrators a year (I can’t even tell you how much money I’ve spent on batteries – even rechargeable ones), and I also crave intense vibration, which is not easy to find in your average vibrator. But, of course, I procrastinated since most electric vibrators are expensive and, for that kind of investment, I want to make sure that it’s going to do more than just rock my world.
Well, my world has been successfully rocked beyond reason. The Eroscillator is in a class all on its own. Unlike other vibrators that basically move “back and forth”, the Eroscillator makes 3,600 oscillations – or little circles – a minute. Imagine taking your fingertip and making tiny circles on your clit and being able to increase the speed of your movements without losing the intensity. Now multiply that by a thousand and you still won’t come close to how amazing the Eroscillator feels. Looking at it while it’s turned on, it doesn’t seem like it would do much, but in action it will literally make your knees weak. And I can happily, and surprisingly, say that it got me off on the lowest setting.
The base package I got came with the device itself, plus 3 attachments with 6 heads: the Golden Spoon that’s concaved so it can encase your clit; the Grapes and Cockscomb that’s designed to look like a group of “mini grapes” on one of its sides; and the Ball & Cup that’s designed as a mini “cup”--turned out to be my favorite of the three. Each of the attachments delivers its own unique pleasure, and using them on other parts of your body like your labia or nipples can be delightful. It has three settings, varying from gentle to intense and it’s super quiet so you can have your fun without everyone knowing about it.
What I enjoyed most about this toy is that I felt encouraged to “slow down” and take the time to enjoy every moment of what I was experiencing. A slight turn of the wrist can cause the attachment to touch you in a new way, delivering an array of new sensations. I’ve already spent countless moments re-discovering myself and finding new areas of pleasure I had previously ignored.
I am kicking myself for taking so long to discover the incredible experience of this toy and I wholeheartedly recommend it. The Eroscillator is one toy that is worth every penny, and I do plan on purchasing additional attachments (there are 11 heads in all). So, if you are like me, and enjoy serious clitoral stimulation and want a toy that’s going to continuously rock your world without a hint of slowing down…get the Eroscillator. Trust me, the odd look of it will eventually grow on you.
D. Alexandria (d-alexandria.com), a Jamaican descendant, unapologetically wallows in perversion while residing in the Boston area. Published in the Best Lesbian Erotica series, Ultimate Lesbian Erotica 2006, and under the pseudonym Glitter in GBF Magazine and Kuma2.net, she is currently penning her first collection of black lesbian erotica.
